Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2015
EARTH VISIT
Leaving Planet Altar (1)
(Opening Scene)
Int: Pleadian Galaxy-Planet Altar-Lord Fredric's Presidential Dome
Blaze-Environmental Chief Executive to Lord Fredric
"Sir, sir...I must talk to you!"
Lord Fredric
"What...what is it now?"
Blaze
"Well, our planet is pulling away from our suns and we need to evacuate the planet before the internal core reverses flux density and explodes!"
Lord Fredric
"I knew this was going to be a bad hair day, my braids, just look at them, just a big mass of frizzle!"
Blaze
"I told you, you needed to start with the Gooey Gel...but it's too late now, we have bigger fish to fry..."
Lord Fredric
"What's a fish?"
Blaze
"It's the best stuff...oh you mean where or what?"
Lord Fredric
"Okay, what's a fish, let's start there..."
Blaze
"Like the giant Amoeba we get from the source of fluid we drink...I dunno, I just made it up!"
Lord Fredric
"So, this Gooey Gel, it's made from these fish?"
Blaze
"It's the best, and you can also use it to spice up those Lima Beans you hate so much..."
Lord Fredric
"So, what's this about the planet blowing up anyway?"
Blaze
"Well, we really need to get the heck out of here or we'll die..."
Lord Fredric
"That doesn't sound good, any suggestions?"
Blaze
"I use'd the sun sensor, and there are a lot of choices...good real estate is available all over the place...I'm still going through the listings!"
Brenda-Lord Fredric's Daughter walks in
"Hey Blaze, I'm warming up the craft...thought we'd use the Triangle...little more room...everybody ready to shop for a new planet...Love to shop?"
Lord Fredric
"How did you know that the planet was about ready to explode?"
Brenda
"Oh Dad, your such a slow poke...we talked about this last week, you really need to bump on the Gooey Gel...help your brain...plus, your hair...looks like crap...again!"
Lord Fredric
Okay, so when did you guys say we had to leave?"
Brenda
"Well Dad, the sooner the better...interplanetary traffic is a freaking zoo on worm hole 10, you know that..."
Lord Fredric laughing
"That time we we got stuck on the way to Andromeda, that's where your Mother, bless her sole...had you girl..."
Brenda
"That explains why I get these darn migraines when I space travel..."
Lord Fredric
"So, do you have any idea where we're off to?"
Blaze
"Well, like I said...there are a lot of choices..."
Brenda
"Yea, Map Quest suggested Parma, Tridas, Berlanca, some place called Earth, and of course San Marcos...but you saw that coming...anyway, we'll look around and see what strikes your fancy!"
Lord Fredric
"Yea San Marcos and all those yo-yo hippies, what is that, who are they, no thanks...I want real quality property, would like to build a new castle...my supremacy comes first!"
Blaze
"Well now, finding quality labor might be a bit of a hard call on a new planet, because most of these places have just settled down, you know...molten lava takes a while to settle down..."
Lord Fredric
"For Altar's sake, no day labor?"
Blaze
"Probably pretty inhospitable, too...but we'll see!"
Brenda
"If we're lucky, if anything, anything at all is roaming around, we could just alter their DNA a bit, either making them like us as God's, or just enslave their asses..."
Lord Fredric
"Goddess nonsense, whatever...whatever she wants, so what is this Map Quest anyway?"
Brenda
"I admit to be selfish, it's your fault I ended up like this you my freakazoid Father...okay the Map Quest...kind of gives you a real ruff outline on how to get to places..."
Blaze
"You have to be careful with it cause if you follow the directions to the letter, you could end up being stranded on an Asteroid Belt somewhere way out of galaxy!"
Brenda
"A resent Galactic map is properly best, but we just don't have the time for the download, let's go!"
(Scene Switch)
Int: Planet Altar-Triangular Craft Parking Garage
Showing workers loading boxes of Lima Beans (A common Altar staple), and boxes of Dried Amoeba Strips.
Mark (warehouse manager) to Blaze
"So, where are you off to?"
Blaze
"Oh, just doing a little shopping..."
Brenda
"A, a picnic on steroids so to speak..."
Blaze
"Muscle big, balls...not so much!"
Lord Fredric playing with his hair, coming to craft
"Damn it Mark, didn't you know the planet is blowing up...your a good kid, always been my "real" friend, why don't you come along, we could use a good strong man like you?"
Brenda
"I could use a strong man like you, need somebody to mate with!"
Mark
"Planet blowing up huh, let me go grab my bags, sounds like a winner, stand by..."
Blaze
"So, what about our people, our civilization?"
Lord Fredric
"Just fodder, we simply don't have room for them, but their spirits will find their way home!"
Brenda
"Where did you come up with that?"
Lord Fredric
"Read it some place...Peasant World Weekly...something like that..."
(Scene Switch)
Leaving Pleiadian Galaxy in triangular craft
Blaze
"Man, there's a lot of stars out tonight!"
Brenda
"They're always out here, it's those darn street lights in the city that block out their wonder...it ruins everything!"
(1 hour later)
Blaze
"Slow down, slow down, worm hole 10 coming up!"
Brenda
"How can you miss it, look at the back up?"
(Showing various spaceships trying to get into tunnel)
Lord Fredric
"You women drivers...all the same...the whole bunch of you..."
Brenda
"Oh really, just the same what...Dad just keep it to yourself, you hear me?"
Lord Fredric
"Yes Dear..."
(Scene Switch)
Way off in distance behind them, you see Planet Altar explode
(Scene Switch)
Showing Lord Fredric with tear to his eye
"Those poor people, sure will miss them..."
Brenda
"What are you saying Dad, just a minute ago you were calling them commoners and peasants...why would you miss them now?"
Lord Fredric
"Tax revenue..."
Blaze
"Hey, who printed out this map, cause I think we missed a turn at worm hole 15?"
Brenda
"You've got it upside down wienie butt, and it's a 3 dimensional map which, means it's not upside down, it's upside in...and stop interrupting the woman driver, my hormones could go postal at any minute, I've got this, okay?"
Blaze
"Postal...anyway our first stop is Tridas, let's see if anyone is home..."
(Scene Switch)
Flying over Tridas
Looking down seeing warning signs
"Hot Lava, please do not land, planet closed)
Blaze
"Well, this is going well, where off to now Miss Brainiac...what have we got to eat back there...I'm starving?"
Mark
"Lima Beans and Amoeba strips..."
Blaze choking
"Come on...really?
Brenda
"Yea Mark, really...but look, put enough Gooey Gel on there and it won't make any difference..."
Blaze
"Never mind, wasn't really that hungry anyway..."
Brenda
"Now if I could only find "Worm Hole 40", it's somewhere up in here..."
Blaze
"It say on the print out here that's it been converted to a toll hole?"
Brenda
"Since when?"
Blaze
"Everybody's getting greedy, not enough money to get everything they want down, we may be doing intergalactic travel, but the powers to be, got to generate revenue!"
Brenda
"Well, let's not forget...we are Pleadians, what have we got...Lima Beans and Amoeba Strips!"
Lord Fredric
"Don't forget the Gooey Gel!"
Brenda
"The only thing they like to trade on these toll holes is silver, gold, platinum, and bit coins...you know, real commodities!"
Blaze
"Look, let's slip to some other place...no sense giving what little we have all the way for convenience sake and just hit the old "Worm Hole 90"
Brenda
"But it's full of drop outs and black holes..."
Lord Fredric
"It's free and it's been around forever...black holes, so overrated..."
Blaze
"Let's see, it says...wait my map is inside out again, hold on..."
Mark
"Where does the 90 go to anyway?"
Blaze
"It says here, wait, ah...the Milky Way!"
Mark
"Great name for a snack bar..."
Lord Fredric
"Is that like a fish?"
(1 Hour Later)
Pulling up over earth, looking down they see giant dinosaurs chasing each other around, giant birds flying by them.
Lord Fredric looking out window
"What are those things?"
Blaze
"According to my research, they are classified as Lizards."
Mark looking out window
"Big ones, too!"
Brenda
"Well, let's land cause I need to pee and stretch my legs..."
Blaze
"Wait, before you do that, zap one of those things with the energy beam, I'm starving!"
Brenda
"Meat huh...anything for you Blaze, we all live for the happiness of your stomach...you better get Mark to put out tonight...this space travel has got me all horned up!"
Blaze
"I'll see what I can do..."
Brenda
"There's one, let's see how this goes..."
Brenda focuses on a small Tyradactal and zaps it, knocking it out.
She lands the Triangle in between some big trees with a boiling bubbling pond next to it.
(1 Hour Later)
Little Dinosaur on huge chrome screw going around over flames from some tree stumps, being excited by the the energy beam, everyone sitting on cosmic rounded lounge chairs, passing a jug of fermented Gooey Sauce.
Brenda see's Blaze prematurely trying to cut off some of the Dinosaur meat
"Be careful, that meat might have some bacteria on it..."
Lord Fredric
"Let him learn the hard way...somebody's going to have some loose stools in the morning..."
Mark eating a plate of Lima Beans and Amoeba Strips
"You know, these aren't too bad?"
Lord Fredric
"Try the Gooey Gel, really perks things up!"
Brenda
"Gosh, I just want some sleep, hope these Lizards just leave us alone?"
Blaze
"Don't worry, I set the motion detector on the Energy Beam, anything comes by or get's near us...zap!"
Brenda yawning
"Okay, okay...good night everybody..."
Everybody In Group
"Goodnight Princess Brenda!"
(Laughing Through Group)
Blaze
"You know, this Gooey Gel really brings out that Lizard!"
Brenda
"Shut up and go to sleep...please!"
Lord Fredric
"Yes Dear..."
(Scene Close)
(Episode One)
Lord Fredric
"For Altar's sake, no day labor?"
Blaze
"Probably pretty inhospitable, too...but we'll see!"
Brenda
"If we're lucky, if anything, anything at all is roaming around, we could just alter their DNA a bit, either making them like us as God's, or just enslave their asses..."
Lord Fredric
"Goddess nonsense, whatever...whatever she wants, so what is this Map Quest anyway?"
Brenda
"I admit to be selfish, it's your fault I ended up like this you my freakazoid Father...okay the Map Quest...kind of gives you a real ruff outline on how to get to places..."
Blaze
"You have to be careful with it cause if you follow the directions to the letter, you could end up being stranded on an Asteroid Belt somewhere way out of galaxy!"
Brenda
"A resent Galactic map is properly best, but we just don't have the time for the download, let's go!"
(Scene Switch)
Int: Planet Altar-Triangular Craft Parking Garage
Showing workers loading boxes of Lima Beans (A common Altar staple), and boxes of Dried Amoeba Strips.
Mark (warehouse manager) to Blaze
"So, where are you off to?"
Blaze
"Oh, just doing a little shopping..."
Brenda
"A, a picnic on steroids so to speak..."
Blaze
"Muscle big, balls...not so much!"
Lord Fredric playing with his hair, coming to craft
"Damn it Mark, didn't you know the planet is blowing up...your a good kid, always been my "real" friend, why don't you come along, we could use a good strong man like you?"
Brenda
"I could use a strong man like you, need somebody to mate with!"
Mark
"Planet blowing up huh, let me go grab my bags, sounds like a winner, stand by..."
Blaze
"So, what about our people, our civilization?"
Lord Fredric
"Just fodder, we simply don't have room for them, but their spirits will find their way home!"
Brenda
"Where did you come up with that?"
Lord Fredric
"Read it some place...Peasant World Weekly...something like that..."
(Scene Switch)
Leaving Pleiadian Galaxy in triangular craft
Blaze
"Man, there's a lot of stars out tonight!"
Brenda
"They're always out here, it's those darn street lights in the city that block out their wonder...it ruins everything!"
(1 hour later)
Blaze
"Slow down, slow down, worm hole 10 coming up!"
Brenda
"How can you miss it, look at the back up?"
(Showing various spaceships trying to get into tunnel)
Lord Fredric
"You women drivers...all the same...the whole bunch of you..."
Brenda
"Oh really, just the same what...Dad just keep it to yourself, you hear me?"
Lord Fredric
"Yes Dear..."
(Scene Switch)
Way off in distance behind them, you see Planet Altar explode
(Scene Switch)
Showing Lord Fredric with tear to his eye
"Those poor people, sure will miss them..."
Brenda
"What are you saying Dad, just a minute ago you were calling them commoners and peasants...why would you miss them now?"
Lord Fredric
"Tax revenue..."
Blaze
"Hey, who printed out this map, cause I think we missed a turn at worm hole 15?"
Brenda
"You've got it upside down wienie butt, and it's a 3 dimensional map which, means it's not upside down, it's upside in...and stop interrupting the woman driver, my hormones could go postal at any minute, I've got this, okay?"
Blaze
"Postal...anyway our first stop is Tridas, let's see if anyone is home..."
(Scene Switch)
Flying over Tridas
Looking down seeing warning signs
"Hot Lava, please do not land, planet closed)
Blaze
"Well, this is going well, where off to now Miss Brainiac...what have we got to eat back there...I'm starving?"
Mark
"Lima Beans and Amoeba strips..."
Blaze choking
"Come on...really?
Brenda
"Yea Mark, really...but look, put enough Gooey Gel on there and it won't make any difference..."
Blaze
"Never mind, wasn't really that hungry anyway..."
Brenda
"Now if I could only find "Worm Hole 40", it's somewhere up in here..."
Blaze
"It say on the print out here that's it been converted to a toll hole?"
Brenda
"Since when?"
Blaze
"Everybody's getting greedy, not enough money to get everything they want down, we may be doing intergalactic travel, but the powers to be, got to generate revenue!"
Brenda
"Well, let's not forget...we are Pleadians, what have we got...Lima Beans and Amoeba Strips!"
Lord Fredric
"Don't forget the Gooey Gel!"
Brenda
"The only thing they like to trade on these toll holes is silver, gold, platinum, and bit coins...you know, real commodities!"
Blaze
"Look, let's slip to some other place...no sense giving what little we have all the way for convenience sake and just hit the old "Worm Hole 90"
Brenda
"But it's full of drop outs and black holes..."
Lord Fredric
"It's free and it's been around forever...black holes, so overrated..."
Blaze
"Let's see, it says...wait my map is inside out again, hold on..."
Mark
"Where does the 90 go to anyway?"
Blaze
"It says here, wait, ah...the Milky Way!"
Mark
"Great name for a snack bar..."
Lord Fredric
"Is that like a fish?"
(1 Hour Later)
Pulling up over earth, looking down they see giant dinosaurs chasing each other around, giant birds flying by them.
Lord Fredric looking out window
"What are those things?"
Blaze
"According to my research, they are classified as Lizards."
Mark looking out window
"Big ones, too!"
Brenda
"Well, let's land cause I need to pee and stretch my legs..."
Blaze
"Wait, before you do that, zap one of those things with the energy beam, I'm starving!"
Brenda
"Meat huh...anything for you Blaze, we all live for the happiness of your stomach...you better get Mark to put out tonight...this space travel has got me all horned up!"
Blaze
"I'll see what I can do..."
Brenda
"There's one, let's see how this goes..."
Brenda focuses on a small Tyradactal and zaps it, knocking it out.
She lands the Triangle in between some big trees with a boiling bubbling pond next to it.
(1 Hour Later)
Little Dinosaur on huge chrome screw going around over flames from some tree stumps, being excited by the the energy beam, everyone sitting on cosmic rounded lounge chairs, passing a jug of fermented Gooey Sauce.
Brenda see's Blaze prematurely trying to cut off some of the Dinosaur meat
"Be careful, that meat might have some bacteria on it..."
Lord Fredric
"Let him learn the hard way...somebody's going to have some loose stools in the morning..."
Mark eating a plate of Lima Beans and Amoeba Strips
"You know, these aren't too bad?"
Lord Fredric
"Try the Gooey Gel, really perks things up!"
Brenda
"Gosh, I just want some sleep, hope these Lizards just leave us alone?"
Blaze
"Don't worry, I set the motion detector on the Energy Beam, anything comes by or get's near us...zap!"
Brenda yawning
"Okay, okay...good night everybody..."
Everybody In Group
"Goodnight Princess Brenda!"
(Laughing Through Group)
Blaze
"You know, this Gooey Gel really brings out that Lizard!"
Brenda
"Shut up and go to sleep...please!"
Lord Fredric
"Yes Dear..."
(Scene Close)
(Episode One)
