Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Pleadian Thanksgiving

Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2015








VOYAGE TO EARTH (9)






Pleadian Thanksgiving








Int: Room Of Atmospheric Forecasting-A.M.


Blaze looking at "Storm Scope", detecting large storm approaching Atlantis.




Blaze running over to Lord Fredric's chambers


"Lord, where are thee...ya here?"




Lord Fredric taking out earbuds


"Yes, did I hear a distraction, someone summon me?"




Blaze


"Just wanted you to know that a big storm is coming, it's headed this way...a big one!"




Lord Fredric


"Again, didn't we have one of those a couple of moons before?"




Blaze


"Yea, they cycle in and out, they're moving around all over the place...think of it as the atmosphere filling up with air and giving back...lows and highs!"




Lord Fredric


"A bit like peeing I presume?"




Blaze


"Yea...something like that...anyway prepare, it's coming..."




(Scene Switch)


Ext: Brenda's Balcony


She's brushing her hair, looking around, see's Blaze with buckets passing below.




Brenda


"Good morning Blaze, is it me, or does it look like the sky wants to pee this morning?"




Blaze stopping


"Yea...morning...a lot of peeing...we haven't had this much liquid falling from the sky like this, so try to stay dry...I got to go!"




Brenda


"But, I was going to go exercising in the water."




Blaze


"I wouldn't go near it right now, the surface is wavy and hard to float in, might suck you in...wait till later okay?"




(Scene Switch)


Ext: Beach


Subhumans along beach watching huge fish jumping out of water and splashing back down.




Subhuman #1


"What make fish jump like that?"




Subhuman #2


"Something chasing them, tired of being wet...maybe monster try to eat them?"




Subhuman #1


"What's a monster?"




Subhuman #2


"Don't know, but probably mean, want to eat fish, smell like salt water!"




Subhuman #1 looking disgusted


"Well yea, what would you do if you in smelly water all day?"




Subhuman #2 looking up


"Does sky look funny to you...the water be wiggling, look like trouble?"




Subhuman #1


"Anything else you want to complain about...what's next?"




Subhuman #2


"Feeling rain drops, let's get out of wet!"


(Suddenly big wave comes crashing in, sucking him into the sea)




Subhuman #2 turning around


"This is no time for swimming, you crazy?"




Subhuman #1 screaming


"Save me, me not able to breath in wet!"




Subhuman #2


"No kidding, you also annoying when you like that!"




Subhuman #1


"Me not annoying, please help me?"




Subhuman #2


"You smell like fish now, I not crazy like you."


(Suddenly another wave comes in carrying drowning subhuman #1, placing him neatly on the beach in front of #2)




Subhuman #2


"Now what are you doing, tired of games...water too wet for you?"




Subhuman #1


"I don't know what happened...something saved me...I go home now!"




Subhuman #2


"You go home right...your brain squishy, you not right...smell like fish...now go!"


(Storm starts to come in, wind starts blowing hard)


(Subhumans running toward shelter screaming, tripping over each other)




(Scene Switch)




Int: Lord Fredric's Chambers




Lord Fredric looking through window at storm talking to himself


"My, this doesn't look good...this may take many dark times to dry up...right?"




Blaze running in


"Lord, there is stuff falling out of sky that I've never seen before!"




Lord Fredric


"Rubbish, just rubbish...from parts unseen!"




Blaze


"Parts what, what unseen parts?"




Lord Fredric pointing to sea


"Over there, and around the curve...places backed up with rubbish that grows differently...falls off trees, then it is dumped on us..."




Blaze


"Like a natural cycle?"




"Heck no, just clutters of rubbish that can come at anytime...it's just trashing up the place...beyond our control I would think, at least at this point!"




Blaze


"Well, if it is a natural cycle, maybe the rubbish will be of some use to us?"




Lord Fredric laughing


"Using it for what...it's using us my boy, look at it...just piling up out there!"


(Scene Switch)


(Two Hours Later)




Ext: A Path outside Blaze's laboratory


(Walking along with Mark with trash scoopers)




Blaze


"You know, these are some unusual looking pods that fell during the storm, wonder what they could be?"




Mark


"The Lord said it was just rubbish (pointing to the sea), from around there...who knows?"




Blaze


"I get this feeling that all this could be something else!"


Mark


"You mean somebody else's?"




Blaze


"Yea, but somebody else's what?"




Mark


"Rubbish...your not paying attention to the Lord...are you?"




Blaze


"It's not the final word...it's not the end all...he doesn't know everything, he's failed before!"




Mark


"That's true, so I guess he is like us...got his good days and bad days, huh?"




Blaze


"He's a man like us...now on the other hand, Brenda is a girl...we haven't been able to figure them out...not yet anyway!"




Mark


"She perfect, she amazing, I survive for her..."




Blaze


"No, she let you survive, you were the only one who got to come along, like a...like a Love Puppet!"




Mark


"I should be confused and offended, but I have no clue what you just said...but I'll be there for her always!"




Blaze


"Good boy, just keep her happy, that's all she'll ever ask of you!"




Mark starts singing


"I'm your Love Puppet, I want you..."




Blaze


"Please stop that, it's annoying, very irritating!"




Mark


"What's the problem?"




Blaze


"Look, I'm only going to tell you once, if Brenda hears you singing like that, she's going to change her mind about keeping you around!"






Mark


"Then what?"




Blaze


"Probably feed you to the fishes...she is the Queen, who knows?"




Mark cringes


"I get it now, I'm just a puppet on a string, I thought she brought me for my intellect?"




Blaze


"If that was the case you would have been space dust right now!"


(Scene Switch)


(1 Month Later)




Int: Blaze's Laboratory


Blaze has worked feverously to plant the founded seeds and pods. 
The results start showing up as the plants spring to life.


(Scene Switch)




Blaze running into Lord Fredric's chambers with buckets full of sweet potatoes, carrots, peas, and corn


"Lord, Lord look...the pods, the seeds...they have produced, we have new things to feast on!"




Lord Fredric in Cavalier tone


"Oh, really now...are you sure these are consumable?"




Blaze looking through bucket


"Well, I'm pretty sure...we might have to zap them a few times with the Laser, you know...to soften them up, but I don't see any problems..."




Lord Fredric


"Feed some to the Commoners, and then we'll see!"




Blaze


"Why not let Mark try it...he'll eat anything?"




Lord Fredric


"We can't afford to lose Mark, my daughter would have a fit!"


(Scene Switch)


(1 Week Later)




Int: Grand Dining Hall


Mark, Brenda, Blaze, and Lord Fredric sitting down at large feast on table.




Lord Fredric tapping glass


"I would like to make a toast to Blaze, who's persistence has thoroughly amazed me, as I am sure all of us...he has indeed risen to the highest level of nutritional achievement...Blaze, we raise our glass to honor thee!"




Brenda eating some sweet potatoes leaning to Mark


"You know, I could smear this all over myself and keep you busy for hours!




Mark


"That's not like a sock puppet right?"




Brenda


"Sock what?"




Mark


"Never mind...we'll try that later...sounds fun!"




Blaze


"Well, this finding, this harvest is a blessing, from an unknown source, provided from over there (pointing to the sea), over there around the other side, where the spirit lives, whom created the planets, and all that's within...we are indeed blessed...Lord, did you have anything to say in closing?"




Lord Fredric clearing his throat


"Well, this is certainly an improvement over our staple of edibles...I think it's high time to announce my final plan of action...for the very thing that has created havoc ever since we left home..."


(Everyone looking confused)




Brenda


"Dad, what could possibly be so awful?"




Lord Fredric


"The Lima Bean...we shall ban it forever!"




(Everyone Clapping)




Blaze


"I second that!"




Lord Fredric


"And furthermore, I proclaim this our day of thanks...
Let Them Come Before Him With Thanksgiving (Psalm 95:2)...
I read that somewhere...and so...
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!"




Mark leaning to Brenda


"It's weird how your Dad just comes up with these holidays and stuff..."




Brenda smiling


"Yep, that's my Dad...he is the Lord!"




Lord Fredric


"And it shall be done!"








(Scene Close)



























































































Saturday, November 14, 2015

Venture To Earth (8) Girl Trouble

Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2015





VENTURE TO EARTH (8)



Girl Trouble



Int: Brenda's Sleeping Quarters-A.M.


Blaze running in.

"Brenda...wake up, wake up, we've got problems!"


Brenda

"I think I already know...Mark's complaining about not getting any...again!"


Blaze

"No, this is girl problems, they're getting aggressive..."


Brenda

"Oh, they're not getting enough either...it figures!"


Blaze

"Something like that...come see!"


(Scene Switch)

Ext: Subhuman Girl's dorm

Girls holding boy down with stick to his throat


Brenda walking up

"Hey, hey...what's going on?"


Subhuman Girl #1

"I want this one, he be one I pick!"


Brenda

"No girl, your going about this all wrong..."


Girl #1

"But what...how, he the one, will not do what I need?"


Brenda

"Did you ask him if he wanted to give you what you need?"


Girl #1

"For what...he boy...don't they always need to give?"


Brenda laughing

"You would think so, but it would be polite to ask first."


Girl #1

"Okay, I ask..."

(Pushing stick further against his neck)

"You want me yes...say yes or I kill you?"


Brenda grabbing stick out of girl's hand

"Hold it child, apparently you got off on the wrong foot with all of this, gimme that thing!"


Girl #1

"What I do wrong, we taught that boys need to give?"


Brenda

"Depends on what they're into...now take my Mark for instance...all I have to do is look at him and he pops..."


Girl #1

"Pops?"


Brenda

"Yea, never mind...bad example...but the point I'm trying to make is they, well heck...we're just all different, so you have to meet them first, see if they're interested...you know, talk to them..."


Girl #1

"Then he pop...he give what me need?"


Brenda

"Usually...sometimes you have to feed them, they seem to like that...fuel 'em up so to speak."


Girl #1

"So, they like pet...eat, then train, like that?"


Brenda

"Yea, that's close enough...pretty good actually...look, it's better, heck...anything is better than what your doing here, now let him up!"

As girl releases stick (again) from his neck, the boy immediately gets up and starts running away. Girls track him down a few steps and start attacking him.


Brenda

"Now girls, stop that...let him go...face it, he's not interested."


Girl #1

"Oh he will, after I give him good beating, he learn, then maybe I'll feed him, too!"


Brenda flagging down Blaze

"Hey, come here..."


Blaze

"What happened?"


Brenda

"Well nothing yet...we need to talk with my Dad and see if we can't get some counseling going for these guys...this is not working out?"


Blaze

"Okay, no problem...does this have any problems with the guys putting out?"


Brenda

"Exactly, have any clues why they're not receptive to a little companionship?"


Blaze

"Something in the water...the fish...you know they've been eating a lot of fish lately?"


 (Scene Switch)

INT: Lord Fredric's Quarters

Brenda and Blaze show up


Brenda

"Hi Dad, everything okay?"


Lord Fredric
 
"Well, I was trying to help Mark figure out the sewer problem...what is all this flush this, flush that, just what is the best way of moving this sludge?"


Brenda

"Don't worry Dad, I'm sure there is a solution, but look...the females are attacking the males, what can we do?"


Lord Fredric

"We should all have such problems, why mess up natural selection, it's only natural to have the drive to procreate, don't you think?


Brenda

"Normally yes, but we have the girls forcing the males to copulate...that's not natural."


Lord Fredric

"And at what point did you become a moral manipulator...dictating to groups how natural desire is manifested...there are no rules to normality when it comes to companionship, is there?


Brenda

"Look, I'm holding a girl in custody, that chillin hole thing you came up with...she was holding a stick to a boy's neck for not putting out...I don't need your sermon for morality right now!"


Lord Fredric scratching his chin

"Heavens...he wouldn't do the deed, huh...did she feed him?"


Brenda

"I don't think she was waiting for him to feed...come on Dad, we need to do something!"


Mark comes in

"Hey Lord, I think I solved the crapper problem...it's in the venting..."


Lord Fredric

"Hold on my boy, we seem to have a mating problem...we're trying to figure something out here."


Mark

"Mating problem, what's wrong Brenda, I'm ready...you ready, I'm always ready, lets go!"

 
Brenda

"See Dad, something's not right here...Mark is always ready, I just give the nod."


Lord Fredric

"We all know this, so why the imbalance with my children, what's troubling the young lads?"


Blaze

"They could be interested in other guys, like folic conjuring, maybe just self-absorbed with other activities..."

(Everyone just staring in disgust at Blaze)

Blaze

"Or not?"


Lord Fredric

"Okay, let's consider this, perhaps there was something wrong with the way you programmed them?"


Blaze slapping himself in the forehead

"Testosterone!"


Brenda

"To Test what?"


Lord Fredric

"What was that?"


Mark

"What is it?"


Blaze
 
"Male hormones, that explains why they're not interested, it's created in their testicles...I think?"


Lord Fredric

"What can we do, is it too late to fix this little oversight?"


Blaze

"Well...I mean, there's a lot of stuff to program in there...I was using DNA PRO from the Aleutians...it's pretty much old school."


Lord Fredric

"So, no bells or whistles?"

(Everybody looking confused)


Brenda

"Dad, what's a bell?"


Lord Fredric

"Just a phrase I read somewhere...so tell me, this DNA program did include everything we needed?"


Blaze

"No, I think it was a trial version...but give me a moment, I might be able to work around it...you know, do some modifications, but I am going to need a sample to do the replication...any takers?"

(Everybody just looking at each other)


Brenda

"You do mean givers right...heh, why don't you volunteer Mark you've got enough hormones for a hundred men, don't you?"


Mark

"Anything to save humanity, what do you need?"


Blaze pointing at Mark's crotch

"Just a little, it'll only hurt for a moment..."


Mark retorts

"Heck no, your not poking anything on me down there!"


Brenda smirking

"Come on Mark, don't worry about that right now...why don't you come with me!"


Mark

"For what?"


Brenda

"The Queen is feeling frisky...you know?"


Mark

"Sure, that sounds good..."


Brenda looking at Lord Fredric

"Dad, Blaze...be right back, won't take a second."


Lord Fredric smiling

"That's my girl, taking one for the team!"


Brenda

"Again..."


Blaze chuckling

"What could we do without her?"

(13 Minutes Later)


Brenda walking back with beaker of semen

"Told you it wouldn't take long!"


Blaze

"So, did it all go well?"


Brenda

"Kinda salty...well come on...science awaits!"

(Scene Switch)

(1 Hour Later)

(Subhuman males standing in line for rescanning)


Subhuman #1 to #2

"What's going on, why do we have to do this?"


Subhuman #2

"Haven't got a clue, something they left out I guess...anything but more of them fish sticks...I'm starting to grow fins!"


Blaze

"Next!"

(Scene Switch)

(2 Hours Later)


EXT: Courtyard-P.M.

Showing males chasing females around.

Timid Boy bringing flower to the girl who was holding stick to his neck.

Blaze and Brenda looking on from balcony.


Blaze

"Went off without a hitch, just as planned...the normal cycle of seek and prey has been achieved!"


Brenda

"This is all starting to make me sick!"


Blaze

"Overkill...too much?"


Brenda pointing down

"No, all these guys trying to hump my leg...disgusting!"


Blaze laughing

"I see your point..."




Scene Close