Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2015
VENTURE TO EARTH (8)
Girl Trouble
Int: Brenda's Sleeping Quarters-A.M.
Blaze running in.
"Brenda...wake up, wake up, we've got problems!"
Brenda
"I think I already know...Mark's complaining about not getting any...again!"
Blaze
"No, this is girl problems, they're getting aggressive..."
Brenda
"Oh, they're not getting enough either...it figures!"
Blaze
"Something like that...come see!"
(Scene Switch)
Ext: Subhuman Girl's dorm
Girls holding boy down with stick to his throat
Brenda walking up
"Hey, hey...what's going on?"
Subhuman Girl #1
"I want this one, he be one I pick!"
Brenda
"No girl, your going about this all wrong..."
Girl #1
"But what...how, he the one, will not do what I need?"
Brenda
"Did you ask him if he wanted to give you what you need?"
Girl #1
"For what...he boy...don't they always need to give?"
Brenda laughing
"You would think so, but it would be polite to ask first."
Girl #1
"Okay, I ask..."
(Pushing stick further against his neck)
"You want me yes...say yes or I kill you?"
Brenda grabbing stick out of girl's hand
"Hold it child, apparently you got off on the wrong foot with all of this, gimme that thing!"
Girl #1
"What I do wrong, we taught that boys need to give?"
Brenda
"Depends on what they're into...now take my Mark for instance...all I have to do is look at him and he pops..."
Girl #1
"Pops?"
Brenda
"Yea, never mind...bad example...but the point I'm trying to make is they, well heck...we're just all different, so you have to meet them first, see if they're interested...you know, talk to them..."
Girl #1
"Then he pop...he give what me need?"
Brenda
"Usually...sometimes you have to feed them, they seem to like that...fuel 'em up so to speak."
Girl #1
"So, they like pet...eat, then train, like that?"
Brenda
"Yea, that's close enough...pretty good actually...look, it's better, heck...anything is better than what your doing here, now let him up!"
As girl releases stick (again) from his neck, the boy immediately gets up and starts running away. Girls track him down a few steps and start attacking him.
Brenda
"Now girls, stop that...let him go...face it, he's not interested."
Girl #1
"Oh he will, after I give him good beating, he learn, then maybe I'll feed him, too!"
Brenda flagging down Blaze
"Hey, come here..."
Blaze
"What happened?"
Brenda
"Well nothing yet...we need to talk with my Dad and see if we can't get some counseling going for these guys...this is not working out?"
Blaze
"Okay, no problem...does this have any problems with the guys putting out?"
Brenda
"Exactly, have any clues why they're not receptive to a little companionship?"
Blaze
"Something in the water...the fish...you know they've been eating a lot of fish lately?"
(Scene Switch)
INT: Lord Fredric's Quarters
Brenda and Blaze show up
Brenda
"Hi Dad, everything okay?"
Lord Fredric
"Well, I was trying to help Mark figure out the sewer problem...what is all this flush this, flush that, just what is the best way of moving this sludge?"
Brenda
"Don't worry Dad, I'm sure there is a solution, but look...the females are attacking the males, what can we do?"
Lord Fredric
"We should all have such problems, why mess up natural selection, it's only natural to have the drive to procreate, don't you think?
Brenda
"Normally yes, but we have the girls forcing the males to copulate...that's not natural."
Lord Fredric
"And at what point did you become a moral manipulator...dictating to groups how natural desire is manifested...there are no rules to normality when it comes to companionship, is there?
Brenda
"Look, I'm holding a girl in custody, that chillin hole thing you came up with...she was holding a stick to a boy's neck for not putting out...I don't need your sermon for morality right now!"
Lord Fredric scratching his chin
"Heavens...he wouldn't do the deed, huh...did she feed him?"
Brenda
"I don't think she was waiting for him to feed...come on Dad, we need to do something!"
Mark comes in
"Hey Lord, I think I solved the crapper problem...it's in the venting..."
Lord Fredric
"Hold on my boy, we seem to have a mating problem...we're trying to figure something out here."
Mark
"Mating problem, what's wrong Brenda, I'm ready...you ready, I'm always ready, lets go!"
Brenda
"See Dad, something's not right here...Mark is always ready, I just give the nod."
Lord Fredric
"We all know this, so why the imbalance with my children, what's troubling the young lads?"
Blaze
"They could be interested in other guys, like folic conjuring, maybe just self-absorbed with other activities..."
(Everyone just staring in disgust at Blaze)
Blaze
"Or not?"
Lord Fredric
"Okay, let's consider this, perhaps there was something wrong with the way you programmed them?"
Blaze slapping himself in the forehead
"Testosterone!"
Brenda
"To Test what?"
Lord Fredric
"What was that?"
Mark
"What is it?"
Blaze
"Male hormones, that explains why they're not interested, it's created in their testicles...I think?"
Lord Fredric
"What can we do, is it too late to fix this little oversight?"
Blaze
"Well...I mean, there's a lot of stuff to program in there...I was using DNA PRO from the Aleutians...it's pretty much old school."
Lord Fredric
"So, no bells or whistles?"
(Everybody looking confused)
Brenda
"Dad, what's a bell?"
Lord Fredric
"Just a phrase I read somewhere...so tell me, this DNA program did include everything we needed?"
Blaze
"No, I think it was a trial version...but give me a moment, I might be able to work around it...you know, do some modifications, but I am going to need a sample to do the replication...any takers?"
(Everybody just looking at each other)
Brenda
"You do mean givers right...heh, why don't you volunteer Mark you've got enough hormones for a hundred men, don't you?"
Mark
"Anything to save humanity, what do you need?"
Blaze pointing at Mark's crotch
"Just a little, it'll only hurt for a moment..."
Mark retorts
"Heck no, your not poking anything on me down there!"
Brenda smirking
"Come on Mark, don't worry about that right now...why don't you come with me!"
Mark
"For what?"
Brenda
"The Queen is feeling frisky...you know?"
Mark
"Sure, that sounds good..."
Brenda looking at Lord Fredric
"Dad, Blaze...be right back, won't take a second."
Lord Fredric smiling
"That's my girl, taking one for the team!"
Brenda
"Again..."
Blaze chuckling
"What could we do without her?"
(13 Minutes Later)
Brenda walking back with beaker of semen
"Told you it wouldn't take long!"
Blaze
"So, did it all go well?"
Brenda
"Kinda salty...well come on...science awaits!"
(Scene Switch)
(1 Hour Later)
(Subhuman males standing in line for rescanning)
Subhuman #1 to #2
"What's going on, why do we have to do this?"
Subhuman #2
"Haven't got a clue, something they left out I guess...anything but more of them fish sticks...I'm starting to grow fins!"
Blaze
"Next!"
(Scene Switch)
(2 Hours Later)
EXT: Courtyard-P.M.
Showing males chasing females around.
Timid Boy bringing flower to the girl who was holding stick to his neck.
Blaze and Brenda looking on from balcony.
Blaze
"Went off without a hitch, just as planned...the normal cycle of seek and prey has been achieved!"
Brenda
"This is all starting to make me sick!"
Blaze
"Overkill...too much?"
Brenda pointing down
"No, all these guys trying to hump my leg...disgusting!"
Blaze laughing
"I see your point..."
Scene Close
(Scene Switch)
INT: Lord Fredric's Quarters
Brenda and Blaze show up
Brenda
"Hi Dad, everything okay?"
Lord Fredric
"Well, I was trying to help Mark figure out the sewer problem...what is all this flush this, flush that, just what is the best way of moving this sludge?"
Brenda
"Don't worry Dad, I'm sure there is a solution, but look...the females are attacking the males, what can we do?"
Lord Fredric
"We should all have such problems, why mess up natural selection, it's only natural to have the drive to procreate, don't you think?
Brenda
"Normally yes, but we have the girls forcing the males to copulate...that's not natural."
Lord Fredric
"And at what point did you become a moral manipulator...dictating to groups how natural desire is manifested...there are no rules to normality when it comes to companionship, is there?
Brenda
"Look, I'm holding a girl in custody, that chillin hole thing you came up with...she was holding a stick to a boy's neck for not putting out...I don't need your sermon for morality right now!"
Lord Fredric scratching his chin
"Heavens...he wouldn't do the deed, huh...did she feed him?"
Brenda
"I don't think she was waiting for him to feed...come on Dad, we need to do something!"
Mark comes in
"Hey Lord, I think I solved the crapper problem...it's in the venting..."
Lord Fredric
"Hold on my boy, we seem to have a mating problem...we're trying to figure something out here."
Mark
"Mating problem, what's wrong Brenda, I'm ready...you ready, I'm always ready, lets go!"
Brenda
"See Dad, something's not right here...Mark is always ready, I just give the nod."
Lord Fredric
"We all know this, so why the imbalance with my children, what's troubling the young lads?"
Blaze
"They could be interested in other guys, like folic conjuring, maybe just self-absorbed with other activities..."
(Everyone just staring in disgust at Blaze)
Blaze
"Or not?"
Lord Fredric
"Okay, let's consider this, perhaps there was something wrong with the way you programmed them?"
Blaze slapping himself in the forehead
"Testosterone!"
Brenda
"To Test what?"
Lord Fredric
"What was that?"
Mark
"What is it?"
Blaze
"Male hormones, that explains why they're not interested, it's created in their testicles...I think?"
Lord Fredric
"What can we do, is it too late to fix this little oversight?"
Blaze
"Well...I mean, there's a lot of stuff to program in there...I was using DNA PRO from the Aleutians...it's pretty much old school."
Lord Fredric
"So, no bells or whistles?"
(Everybody looking confused)
Brenda
"Dad, what's a bell?"
Lord Fredric
"Just a phrase I read somewhere...so tell me, this DNA program did include everything we needed?"
Blaze
"No, I think it was a trial version...but give me a moment, I might be able to work around it...you know, do some modifications, but I am going to need a sample to do the replication...any takers?"
(Everybody just looking at each other)
Brenda
"You do mean givers right...heh, why don't you volunteer Mark you've got enough hormones for a hundred men, don't you?"
Mark
"Anything to save humanity, what do you need?"
Blaze pointing at Mark's crotch
"Just a little, it'll only hurt for a moment..."
Mark retorts
"Heck no, your not poking anything on me down there!"
Brenda smirking
"Come on Mark, don't worry about that right now...why don't you come with me!"
Mark
"For what?"
Brenda
"The Queen is feeling frisky...you know?"
Mark
"Sure, that sounds good..."
Brenda looking at Lord Fredric
"Dad, Blaze...be right back, won't take a second."
Lord Fredric smiling
"That's my girl, taking one for the team!"
Brenda
"Again..."
Blaze chuckling
"What could we do without her?"
(13 Minutes Later)
Brenda walking back with beaker of semen
"Told you it wouldn't take long!"
Blaze
"So, did it all go well?"
Brenda
"Kinda salty...well come on...science awaits!"
(Scene Switch)
(1 Hour Later)
(Subhuman males standing in line for rescanning)
Subhuman #1 to #2
"What's going on, why do we have to do this?"
Subhuman #2
"Haven't got a clue, something they left out I guess...anything but more of them fish sticks...I'm starting to grow fins!"
Blaze
"Next!"
(Scene Switch)
(2 Hours Later)
EXT: Courtyard-P.M.
Showing males chasing females around.
Timid Boy bringing flower to the girl who was holding stick to his neck.
Blaze and Brenda looking on from balcony.
Blaze
"Went off without a hitch, just as planned...the normal cycle of seek and prey has been achieved!"
Brenda
"This is all starting to make me sick!"
Blaze
"Overkill...too much?"
Brenda pointing down
"No, all these guys trying to hump my leg...disgusting!"
Blaze laughing
"I see your point..."
Scene Close
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