Thursday, July 30, 2015

Atlantis, We'll Call It Home (5)

Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2015




VENTURE TO EARTH



Atlantis, We'll Call It Home (5)





Flying in on large island about 25 miles across right outside of the area around what is now Cuba and South Florida, they seemingly have discovered their Utopia.


Brenda

"Wow, what is this place...just look at it?"


Lord Fredric

"Looks like an island of sorts...lot's of fluid around, that's a given...I'm not sure Blaze, have any idea where we are?"


Blaze

"Well...we're still on the same planet...Brenda...distance traveled?"


Brenda

"We're just about 15 million cubits or so from where we left...let's hurry up and land, my
 generators are overheating!"


Mark

"Are you talking about you or the Triangle?"


Brenda

"Do you ever think about anything else?"


Mark

"Not usually, but I'm working on it..."


(Landing Triangle)


Lord Fredric

"We shall be here to stay...all this packing up and moving around has me all constipated!"


Blaze

"Fair enough, but remember...this is uncharted territory, we must explore and make sure it has what we need!"


Brenda

"What are you talking about, the whole planet is uncharted...were you hiding maps or something?"


Lord Fredric

"Blaze, can you give me a coordinate?"


Blaze

"According to my sensors, the magnetic flux is 180 degrees from the emanating source of magnetism...which translates to 33 degrees off center!"

(Everybody just staring at Blaze)


Brenda

"That's it?"


Blaze looking down again at sensor

"And ah...third...point three if your getting picky..."


Lord Fredric

"So, here we are now at 33 and a third...perfectly lined up with the Aleutian Star System...I think we will call this..."


Blaze

"How about Atlantis...we will call this Atlantis!"


Brenda

"Sounds catchy...I like it!"

(Scene Switch)

Blaze, Mark, Brenda, and Lord Fredric walking around island populated mostly with Palm Trees and big groves of bushes.


Blaze

"I'm getting some pretty good readings on the "Resonant Senor"...seeing Gold, Quartz, some silvery stuff...place looks loaded!"


Lord Fredric

"We should do well, who knows where this will take us?"


Mark

"Yea, this place just feels good..."


Brenda

"Your right Mark...I like the air...just feels good and we haven't even done it anywhere yet!"


Mark

"We can fix that, come here!"


(1 Day Later)


Int: Triangle-Nursery

Mark removing premature humans from the "Growth Generator".
Everyone in group standing at door.


Mark

"It's amazing how fast this thing matures these guys?"


Lord Fredric

"Yes, it is indeed remarkable...like looking at a group of ten year old's..."


Mark

"Now on to the "Muscle Tone Generator", this should build them up pretty quick!"


Lord Fredric

"It's all about the nutrients...good food in, make for good productive workers...soon my calling shall be met!"


Brenda

"Dad, you make it look so easy, so destined...I'm so happy to have you as my Father!"


Lord Fredric 

"As though you had a choice in the matter...and saying of which...look at you...such a strong female...my given daughter...guiding our fleet!"


Brenda

"What's left of it anyway...do you ever think about Mom?"


Lord Fredric

"Mary was a wonderful sole...but she got a case of fluid in her lungs and left us way too early...I certainly miss her...very much!"


Blaze

"Well, I've located some good points for materials...all we have to do is excavate and assembly the composites...by the way...where are your drawings?


Lord Fredric caught off guard

"Unfortunately, they are just visuals..."


Blaze

"Meaning?"


Lord Fredric

"They're still in my head?"


Blaze

"In your head...all this creativity is still in your head...great, just great...well we need to put you into the "Memory Visualizer" and get a print out...do you mind?"


Lord Fredric

"I would have done it earlier, but nobody bothered to show me how to use the thing...I was afraid I might fry my brain, lose everything!"


Blaze

"It has an instruction manual...you could of at least taken a second to sit down and read it?"


Brenda

"Yea Dad, I thought you read everything?"


Lord Fredric

"Ever try reading one of them things...written by Aliens I tell you!"


Blaze

"Well, come on, let's get you hooked up...gotta start somewhere!"


(1 Hour Later)

Lord Fredric hooked up to "Brain Scanner"


Blaze starts laughing as he's seeing all kinds of images of Lord Fredric's childhood and sexual interludes

"Boy...you certainly got around when you were a boy...some pretty wild stuff here!"


Lord Fredric

"I did my thing...now get your eyes off that screen!"


Blaze still laughing

"Okay, okay...but it would help if you could focus, concentrate on your structure, or whatever you call it?


Lord Fredric

"A Grand Structure...I can see it now!"


Blaze suddenly see's image of Grand Structure, as it comes together piece by piece

"Okay good, now we're getting somewhere!"

(Printer starts spitting out Blueprint)


Brenda runs to door

"Hey guys...we got a little problem on the second level..the premature's are escaping...would you mind giving us a hand here?"


Blaze

"Talk about some bad timing here...come on Lord, they need us!"

(Printer stops)


Lord Fredric

"What...what happened?"


Blaze

"Your work force is trying to evade..."


Lord Fredric

"But, but it's their calling, their purpose is to serve me!"


Brenda

"Yea, why don't you try telling them that?"


Lord Fredric

"I must make an instruction manual I guess...something that describes their protocol!"


Brenda

"They'll probably never understand it..."


Blaze

"Yea...probably think it was written by Aliens!"

(Everybody Laughing)




(Scene Close)










Sunday, July 19, 2015

Brenda Meets T Rex (4)

Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2015





VENTURE TO EARTH



Brenda Meets T Rex (4)




The next morning they pack up the triangle in search of a new spot to call home.

Craft taking off.


Blaze

"Onto a new venture...(pointing left)...let's go that way!"


Brenda At The Controls

"Took forever to pack up...we had stuff laying all over the place!


Blaze

"Yea, we are some trash hogs...brand new planet and we're already leaving garbage behind!"


Mark coming back from nursery

"Well, everybody is warm and tucked in, where are we going?"


Blaze

"Not really sure, guess we'll just look around..."


Brenda

"Not for long...the gravity of this planet is drawing a lot of energy off our generators...we need to hurry this up!"

(1 Hour Later)

On The Other Side Of The Earth, In An Area Which Is Now Eugene, Oregon, Brenda Lands The Triangle.


Mark looking out of port hole

"Sure looks like there's a lot of fluid out there..."


Blaze

"My memory bank calls this "Rain", very popular around here, what you think Brenda?"


Brenda

"Well...I could wash my hair...everything is getting sticky...if you know what I mean?"


Mark

"Yea, I like you to be clean and mean!"


Brenda

"You would say that, huh?"


Lord Fredric walking into Helm wearing plastic bag

"Shall we go look around, got myself all sealed off from whatever that is falling from the sky?"


Blaze

"It's called "Rain"...looks like it happens a lot around here!


Mark

"The air...it looks so cloudy, what is that?"


Blaze scratching his head

My memory bank calls it "Condensation"...fogginess...we'll just call it "Fog"...when the the liquid falls from the sky...then it turns back to a gas and floats back up...one big cycle!"


Lord Fredric

"What a planet...anybody see any Lizards?"


Brenda

"My sensors aren't picking anything up yet...you sure you want to stay here?"


Lord Fredric

"We could do an overnight...see what the nightlife is like...could be home...how is the work force doing Mark?"


Mark

"Growing like Lima Beans...the "Speed Incubator" should have them up and around in about a week..."


Blaze

"Then what?"


Lord Fredric

"That's what I've tried to be saying...time is of essence!"


Brenda

"But Dad, we've created a whole new breed of animals...a mixed culture...I don't even know what they'll do?"


Mark

"Or what to call them?"


Blaze

"Well, my memory bank is suggesting "Humans", so until something else comes up...we'll just go with that...fair enough?"


Lord Fredric

"My workers...I'll go with that...my Kingdom awaits...let's go outside, this bag is getting hot!"


Brenda

"You go your way, I'm going to wash the bode...


Mark perks up

"Need any assistance with that?"


(Scene Switch)

Brenda is standing partially disrobed behind large bush, as rain falls onto her.


Brenda talking to herself

"This is great, but slippery (starts to fall over), Mark walks up behind her and catches her.


Mark

"Hey, I saved the day, is this the way you wanted this?"


Brenda giggling

"Hey, I'm a woman, a little touching never hurt!"

They start to engage in sexual activity


(Scene Switch)

Int: Triangle-Nursery


Lord Fredric trying to entertain new group of "Human" babies with shiny stars hanging off of stick

"Ah, my young workers, soon you will be with hammer and song, finding your purpose, building my empire!"


Blaze peering into nursery

"Getting them organized...huh?"


Lord Fredric

"They will equate their purpose, and the self-gratification of cause and existence...always works!"


Blaze

"Got any ideas on the construction...we're going to need materials?"


Lord Fredric

"Of course, we'll use the Resonant Sensor" and find what we need..."


Blaze

"Nothing hides from the Lord, right?"


Lord Fredric

"Oddly...nothing, it shall be done!


(Scene Switch)

Ext: Behind bush, Brenda and Mark in middle of passion, a large Tyrannosaurus Rex walks up and begins spectating on couple below


Brenda looks up seeing huge lizard peering down

"What the hey..."


Mark

"What, what...am I doing something wrong?"


Brenda

"Pervert lizard at your back..."


Mark shaking

"What should we do?"


Brenda

"Pull out and run like crazy people...scream, wail your hands, whatever...let's go!"

Both getting up, screaming and dancing toward Triangle as T Rex tries to swipe and take a bite of the exiting couple.

They eventually make it back to the Triangle, slamming door.


(Scene Switch)

Int: Triangle-Nursery


Lord Fredric showing infants drawings of Empire

"And this will be 33 cubits...a grand structure...then onto your personal cubicles to rest!"

Brenda and Mark running into Nursery


Brenda

"This is not going to work at all, the lizards around here are huge!"


Mark

"The size of trees!"


Lord Fredric smirking

"Figures, they're all over the place..."


Blaze

"Everything has reason, everyone, everything has purpose...right?"


Lord Fredric

"Yea, yea close enough..."

Suddenly T Rex comes brushing up against Triangle, tossing everyone around inside


Brenda

"Yea Dad, good luck trying to train that thing to do anything productive..we're just snacks to him...I'm sorry, but we...are out a here!"

Brenda energizes "Gravity Generators" and elevates Triangle, taking off almost vertical.


Lord Fredric

"Well, where are we off to now my Dear?"


Brenda sweating

"Who knows, I'll find somewhere..."


Mark to Blaze

"She's a woman on a mission, dragging us into her mind set...what can we do?"


Blaze

"Yea, like if I could only figure that out..."


Mark

"Nothing in your memory bank regarding women's tendencies, emotions, control?"


Blaze

"Absolutely nothing, it's apparently a guarded secret!"


Mark

"Stupid memory bank, what a piece of garbage..."




(Scene Close)










Thursday, July 9, 2015

Cannibals And Shiny Things (3)

Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2015




VENTURE TO EARTH (3)



Cannibals And Shiny Things





(Opening Scene)                                               


(1 Month Later)


Brenda going into make shift nursery room, checking on the "Speed Quick" incubator

"Oh, oh...oh my God, what is this?"


Blaze running into room

"What is what?"


Brenda

"All the different colors...what happened?"


Blaze pondering, staring at floor

"Ah, you know...when I was working on the energy beam, I did have the power cavity opened...it could have altered the embryos a bit...I'm just guessing here!"


Lord Fredric walks into nursery, looking down into huge incubator, smiling

"Workers will be workers...you must get beyond purpose and prestige...certainly a color of a workers's skin has never and will never be tolerated in my group...everyone of sound mind and dedication toward the cause of purpose...it's their ability, I Love them all for their sacrifice!"

Looking into the "Speed Quick" incubator, you can clearly see about 50 premature babies of all sexes, colors, shapes, faces, and sizes.


Brenda

"It's amazing, simply amazing...all so different, so beautiful...all from "my" eggs!"


Blaze

"The Monkeys...let's not forget their input?"


Lord Fredric walking back into room, giving Brenda a hug

"Your certainly a special Girl, in my book, in my thinking...a special girl in a new world...you have brought new life for all of us to share!"


Brenda tearing up

"Well, well if Blaze hadn't been toying with the "Energy Beam", this probably wouldn't have happened!"


Lord Fredric

"Nonsense...teamwork is teamwork...accidents happen...sometimes to the plus side, we are of the Pleadian culture...we lead, exploit, we survive! 


Brenda

"We are a little group from Altar...for the last time...you don't own the universe!


Lord Fredric

"But, we're making strides...one step at a time!"


Mark walks up into side of incubator, reaching to touch one of the prematures


"Look how cute?"


Brenda

"Hey, hey, hey...no such doing...have you sterilized those paws yet?"


Mark

"Ah sorry, what was I thinking?"


Lord Fredric

"Hygiene Is Heavenly..."


Brenda

"Where did you come up with that Dad?"


Lord Fredric

"An article in "Spirit World"...talked a lot about the good germs and the bad ones!"


Blaze running in, breathing heavily and gasping

"The Lizards...they're....they're eating each other!"


Lord Fredric

"They must know know good meat, darn Cannibals...getting all the good stuff"


Blaze

"What's a Cannibal?"


Lord Fredric

"Things that eat each other...read about it in "We Are What We Eat"...interesting writing to say the least...talk about anything that walks...oh boy...get's weird after that!" 


Brenda

"You sure read a lot!"


Lord Fredric

"And look...look where it got me...Ruler of what's left of our civilization!"


Brenda

"Well Dad...so proud of your efforts...your just the best Dad and ruler to this galaxy that a girl could ever ask for...sweet and respective...always a good listener...


Lord Fredric

"Stop it, stop it now...your making me all emotional...if I tear up now, I might break a tooth...I'm simply overwhelmed with you respect toward my authority...my position..."


Blaze coming back in again

"So, anybody want to speculate on the meat...quantity, shape, where do you store it, how does one store a giant Lizard anyway?"


Mark

"I was being sarcastic with the meat thing...we still got tons of those tasty Lima Beans...whatcha need my man?"


Lord Fredric laughing

"Not enough "Gooey Sauce" in the universe to spice those nasty things up...rather just starve to death!"


(1 Hour Later)


Blaze returning from zapping Cannibal Lizards

"Well, there you go...solved our meat problem...got meat on top of meat, alright?"


Brenda

"You know Dad, maybe we should just pick up and find us another spot, this place is like...well, it's like "Lizard Hell!"


Lord Fredric

"Well, I was hoping this would of just worked it's way out...but you might have a point...got any clues...where are we going anyway?"


Blaze Staring Down Into Document Computer

"Well, according to this thing, we are officially outside the subscribership of the interplanetary SAMS CLUB!"


Lord Fredric

"No subscribership...my God...we're doomed!"


Blaze crying

"All I know is that we have no maps, no sub-directives...GPS is off line cause our planet blew up...damn it...we just have to wing it...take a shot in the dark...flip a coin!"


Lord Fredric

"What's a coin?"


Blaze

"Shiny things you find in a pool!"


Lord Fredric

"What's a pool?"


Blaze

"Where the giant Amoeba live...they flake off these silver things, round things...like coins..."


Lord Fredric

"Is that like a fish?"


Brenda

"Gee Dad, your really starting to get the hang of this...aren't you?"


Lord Fredric

"Practice be so defiant...passionate curiosity be the rule..."


Brenda

"Where did you read that Dad?"


Lord Fredric

" I dunno, I just made it up!"


Blaze

"Say what?"




(Scene Close)

















Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Eggs And Omelettes (2)

Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2015




EARTH VISIT



Eggs And Omelettes (2)





Opening Scene: Looking down next to triangular space craft, everyone is sleeping next to half eaten Dinosaur still on skewer. 
Another Dinosaur gets curious about his half eaten friend and decides to investigate.
Motion Detector senses his presence, set's aim, and zaps him, the giant lizard let's out a huge scream, falling to ground with a loud thud.

Everyone wakes up.


Brenda

"What was that?"


Blaze

"Lizard Crash!"


Lord Fredric

"Looks like you got some more meat..."


Brenda

"Where are we suppose to put that, it's not like we have a freezer?"


Blaze

"Eventually, all in our stomachs....just let it sit for now...it'll all be good!"

Suddenly, other various Dinosaurs approach, taking a look at the freshly fallen morsel, and start to reach down and grab a bite of their fallen friend.

Motion Detector starts to aim randomly and zaps closest Dinosaur, then tries to recharge capacitors, zapping another one, they all go crashing to the ground.

Blaze runs up to try and cut the energy beam off, but the circuit breaker starts to smoke and melt down, as the power supply starts to over heat.


Brenda

"Great, just great...there goes our security guard, now what?"


Blaze

"If I can't find another circuit breaker, we'll probably be eaten by lizards...don't worry, not till sometime tonight!"


Brenda

"Well, since we're all up...might as well look around.


Mark coming out of ship

"Wow, looks like mucho Lizard Burgers around here, how'd we get all this meat?


Blaze

"Motion Detector went nuts with the energy beam, blew the circuit breaker..."


Brenda

"Which means we could be eaten by giant lizards anytime now, but Blaze promised me that it won't be till tonight...how does he know this stuff, how do you promise "when" to be eaten?"


Blaze

"Well, maybe not...I could jump out the circuit, but I still have to take it a part, could take a while..."


Mark

"Sounds like real work, but then..."


Lord Fredric

"Hey boy, do what you have to do, I don't feel like feeding myself to a bunch of lizards this morning..."


Brenda

"He said they probably wouldn't be really hungry till this evening...I mean like...he promised me and everything, what a man!"


Lord Fredric

"Never trust a man who has wild lizards running around, never know where they might end up!"


Brenda

"Tell me about it, I've been there..."


(Scene Switch)

(1 Hour Later)

Whole crew going through jungle armed with Laser Pistols.


Brenda

"Certainly looks untamed, wild, crazy-like...hey Dad, where are we going to find this so called labor force to build your kingdom with anyway?"


Lord Fredric

"They're here, I can sense it!"

Suddenly, several monkeys come swinging above them in the trees.


Brenda

"So, that's them...oh God we're screwed!"


Lord Fredric

"There they are...right on time!"


Brenda

"You know Dad, this might be a bit more work than you think...trying to convert these things into anything usable, what do you suggest, I breed with them?"


Blaze

"Now that's something I'd pay to see!"


Mark

"Yea, that would be something to store in the memory file..."


Lord Fredric

"Do what you must Dear, you are the female, you have the eggs...go figure?"


Brenda looking down

"Well...your right Dad, I forgot I'm the honorary bitzy around here...least I could do is donate some eggs...I mean...I've got a ton of them...what the heck...anything for you Dad!"


Lord Fredric

"Thanks Dear, your such a sweetheart!"


Blaze

"Well, let's get this party started..."

Aiming up at tree, adjusting the power level of laser gun to stun.


Mark

"Kinda hard to say how much juice you need to take down a critter like that...you don't want to kill the thing...do you?"


Blaze

"No, but I'm afraid it might burst into flames...who knows?"

Blaze let's off single Photon, hitting Monkey in head.
Monkey comes falling out of tree.


Mark catches it in his arms.

"One step for mankind!"


Lord Fredric

"What is it?"


Mark pulling legs apart

"We lucked out, looks like a male!"


Brenda

"Well, let's get back to the ship, the incubator awaits...my eggs are eager for experimentation!"


(Scene Switch)


Monkey laying down all strapped to medical table.


Blaze extracting semen out of Monkey's privates

"Well, that was disturbing..."


Brenda come out of bathroom with Petri Dish in hand 

"Well, here's some eggs...that was a pain trying to dig those buggers out...hope I didn't hurt myself?"


Mark

"Hope everything still works?"


Brenda

"I'm a tuff girl, I will survive!"


(Scene Switch)

Other Monkey's gathering outside ship.


Brenda looking out of port hole

"They're either curious or angry?"


Lord Fredric

"Probably both!"


Blaze

"Looks like the labor force is lining up for work..."


Lord Fredric

"They have their calling, their purpose, their reasoning..."


Brenda

"Well, let's see how this first batch turns out before we go into full production here..."


Lord Fredric

"We don't have time to see how the first batch comes out...work awaits, we'll just have to take our chances...if things are mixed up, so be it!"


Blaze

"How many eggs did you say you retrieved?"


Brenda

"I don't know, suckers are kinda little...probably a thousand or so!"


Mark

"Sounds like a labor party to me, thanks for the help..."


Brenda

"Yea, anything for Daddy..."


Lord Fredric

"One special girl she is..."


Blaze

"If all else fails, we could just make omelettes!"


Mark

"What's an omelette?"


Blaze

"I don't know...just thought up the word...like when you heat up eggs, they Gel up!"


Mark

Brenda's eggs, heat them up...they Gel, we eat them...your one sick puppy..."


Lord Fredric

"A puppy...is that like a fish?"




(Scene Close)