Eggs And Omelettes (2)

Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2015

EARTH VISIT

Eggs And Omelettes (2)

Opening Scene: Looking down next to triangular space craft, everyone is sleeping next to half eaten Dinosaur still on skewer. 

Another Dinosaur gets curious about his half eaten friend and decides to investigate.

Motion Detector senses his presence, set's aim, and zaps him, the giant lizard let's out a huge scream, falling to ground with a loud thud.

Everyone wakes up.

Brenda

"What was that?"

Blaze

"Lizard Crash!"

Lord Fredric

"Looks like you got some more meat..."

Brenda

"Where are we suppose to put that, it's not like we have a freezer?"

Blaze

"Eventually, all in our stomachs....just let it sit for now...it'll all be good!"

Suddenly, other various Dinosaurs approach, taking a look at the freshly fallen morsel, and start to reach down and grab a bite of their fallen friend.

Motion Detector starts to aim randomly and zaps closest Dinosaur, then tries to recharge capacitors, zapping another one, they all go crashing to the ground.

Blaze runs up to try and cut the energy beam off, but the circuit breaker starts to smoke and melt down, as the power supply starts to over heat.

Brenda

"Great, just great...there goes our security guard, now what?"

Blaze

"If I can't find another circuit breaker, we'll probably be eaten by lizards...don't worry, not till sometime tonight!"

Brenda

"Well, since we're all up...might as well look around.

Mark coming out of ship

"Wow, looks like mucho Lizard Burgers around here, how'd we get all this meat?

Blaze

"Motion Detector went nuts with the energy beam, blew the circuit breaker..."

Brenda

"Which means we could be eaten by giant lizards anytime now, but Blaze promised me that it won't be till tonight...how does he know this stuff, how do you promise "when" to be eaten?"

Blaze

"Well, maybe not...I could jump out the circuit, but I still have to take it a part, could take a while..."

Mark

"Sounds like real work, but then..."

Lord Fredric

"Hey boy, do what you have to do, I don't feel like feeding myself to a bunch of lizards this morning..."

Brenda

"He said they probably wouldn't be really hungry till this evening...I mean like...he promised me and everything, what a man!"

Lord Fredric

"Never trust a man who has wild lizards running around, never know where they might end up!"

Brenda

"Tell me about it, I've been there..."

(Scene Switch)

(1 Hour Later)

Whole crew going through jungle armed with Laser Pistols.

Brenda

"Certainly looks untamed, wild, crazy-like...hey Dad, where are we going to find this so called labor force to build your kingdom with anyway?"

Lord Fredric

"They're here, I can sense it!"

Suddenly, several monkeys come swinging above them in the trees.

Brenda

"So, that's them...oh God we're screwed!"

Lord Fredric

"There they are...right on time!"

Brenda

"You know Dad, this might be a bit more work than you think...trying to convert these things into anything usable, what do you suggest, I breed with them?"

Blaze

"Now that's something I'd pay to see!"

Mark

"Yea, that would be something to store in the memory file..."

Lord Fredric

"Do what you must Dear, you are the female, you have the eggs...go figure?"

Brenda looking down

"Well...your right Dad, I forgot I'm the honorary bitzy around here...least I could do is donate some eggs...I mean...I've got a ton of them...what the heck...anything for you Dad!"

Lord Fredric

"Thanks Dear, your such a sweetheart!"

Blaze

"Well, let's get this party started..."

Aiming up at tree, adjusting the power level of laser gun to stun.

Mark

"Kinda hard to say how much juice you need to take down a critter like that...you don't want to kill the thing...do you?"

Blaze

"No, but I'm afraid it might burst into flames...who knows?"

Blaze let's off single Photon, hitting Monkey in head.

Monkey comes falling out of tree.

Mark catches it in his arms.

"One step for mankind!"

Lord Fredric

"What is it?"

Mark pulling legs apart

"We lucked out, looks like a male!"

Brenda

"Well, let's get back to the ship, the incubator awaits...my eggs are eager for experimentation!"

(Scene Switch)

Monkey laying down all strapped to medical table.

Blaze extracting semen out of Monkey's privates

"Well, that was disturbing..."

Brenda come out of bathroom with Petri Dish in hand 

"Well, here's some eggs...that was a pain trying to dig those buggers out...hope I didn't hurt myself?"


Mark

"Hope everything still works?"


Brenda

"I'm a tuff girl, I will survive!"


(Scene Switch)

Other Monkey's gathering outside ship.


Brenda looking out of port hole

"They're either curious or angry?"


Lord Fredric

"Probably both!"


Blaze

"Looks like the labor force is lining up for work..."


Lord Fredric

"They have their calling, their purpose, their reasoning..."


Brenda

"Well, let's see how this first batch turns out before we go into full production here..."


Lord Fredric

"We don't have time to see how the first batch comes out...work awaits, we'll just have to take our chances...if things are mixed up, so be it!"


Blaze

"How many eggs did you say you retrieved?"


Brenda

"I don't know, suckers are kinda little...probably a thousand or so!"


Mark

"Sounds like a labor party to me, thanks for the help..."


Brenda

"Yea, anything for Daddy..."


Lord Fredric

"One special girl she is..."


Blaze

"If all else fails, we could just make omelettes!"


Mark

"What's an omelette?"


Blaze

"I don't know...just thought up the word...like when you heat up eggs, they Gel up!"


Mark

Brenda's eggs, heat them up...they Gel, we eat them...your one sick puppy..."


Lord Fredric

"A puppy...is that like a fish?"




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